RANSOM!

The evil gnomenappers have made contact. They have made Wundernome create a Facebook page, clearly under duress for his name is mispelled and they have mistakenly claimed he likes a TV show about a man who drinks his own urine instead of water carried by the cameramen.


Even worse, they have placed Wundernome up for bid on eBay.

Clearly this is they way they intend to extract money from us for his safe return. But I ask you, would you trust someone who steals purple gnomes to actually deliver the goods after receiving payment? No, I think they'd just take the negative comment to their seller's name. After all, they are evil.


But they have already made a grave error. They have set the starting bid at $20. Wundernome only cost $15 at Bunnings. And we really haven't gotten to know him that well for his value to have increased by 33%.